Violent Little Machine shop debuts their latest morale patch the “BONER JAMS ’03” morale patch.
Violent Little Machine Shop states “Boner Jams ’03…it’s a mix tape patch I made.
We all have our own versions…or maybe all the millenialism you practice has made you sterile and androgynous?
In any case, you can at least pretend to have virility by sporting the Boner Jams patch to let everyone know you’re comfortable fucking your own hand. Sidebar, isn’t Paul Rudd the best in like everything he does?”
SPECIFICATIONS:
– 3.5″ x 1.9″, PVC Patch
– Hook Velcro w/matching Loop
– I don’t want your big box of porn, Andy!
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