Latest from Violent Little Machine Shop in the world of morale patches is the new “I DIED IN LINE AT EVEREST” morale patch.
Violent Little Machine states “It’s not the Mount Everest patch you need, but it is definitely the Everest patch you’ve been waiting for.
Modern day Everest has been referred to as “Lord of the Flies -at 29,000 feet”. Lakes of human waste, stepping over dead bodies, people stealing your oxygen stash, the corrupt Nepalese government, insurance scams…sign us up.
Can we sell pick axes to these people? You know what would be a money move…summiting and not even taking a picture at the top.
Disney Fast Pass is available.”
SPECIFICATIONS:
– 2.5″ Circle, PVC Patch
– Hook Velcro, w/matching Loop
– It’ll be chill once we get up there
To learn more about Violent Little Machine Shop and their latest morale patch. CLICK HERE
Don’t buy a single thing from this company. They leave you hanging when their product causes malfunction…they refuse to answer questions and concerns. DO NOT BUY FROM THIS COMPANY. plenty of other companies that provide the exact WORKING products…. and when they don’t answer and they don’t like me telling all of you on their page how shity of a company they are they have a Facebook ban me
willie dix from facebook i assume? hey bud, We are a blog, We dont sell anything., we simply report on products and industry news. I don’t think you know how to internet. Or are you talking about VLMS? if so I have to ask what are you trying to get your patch to do??!?!