Violent Little Machine Shop has announced their latest in morale patches the “SHOOTERS” morale patch which is a play on HOOTERS the restaurant.
You know who would love this patch?
The guys from Safety Harbor Firearms.
They are there a lot!
Great reason to follow them on social media.
Violent Little Machine Shop states “Hoot hoot. Owls are wise, and they have big eyes, and they love shooting, and everybody knows that owls love looking at tits dressed up like its Daytona Beach spring break 1983.
My grandmother took me to a Hooters in Daytona Beach when I was 12 -I thought it was rally cool.
I’ve been to a Hooters a few times since then, like as a semi-adult, and it feels an awful like what I would imagine going to one of those Donkey shows in TJ would feel like…or a ping pong show in Bangkok.
I just want to get the fuck outta there… Also comes heat-pressed onto a SWEET ORANGE TRUCKER HAT!”
– 3.5″ x 2.3″, Embroidered on Twill
– Hook Velcro Backing
– I just feel bad for the girl and/or the donkey…
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