Violent Little Machine Shop announced their latest offering the “COCKBLOCKER” morale patch. Would like rad on your range bag, nomsayin!
Violent Little Machine Shop states “I’ve spent as many nights picking out movies at Blockbuster as I have listened to someone say “if I’m not getting laid nobody is”. Netflix and chill is great, but if the movie is too good you’ll get Blockbuster and cockblocked.”
SPECIFICATIONS:
-3″ x 2″ inches
-Hook velcro backed, PVC
-Be kind rewind
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