Violent Little Machine Shop has debuted their latest in morale patches with the new “NOT GONNA BE OUT THERE THAT LONG” canteen morale patch.

Violent Little Machine Shop states “Only bring the essentials for handing out ass whoopings. Ammo, Grenades, a Sidearm, and an Armored Vest should do it.

Nelson assured us that you won’t be out there too long. So don’t bother wasting your time packing a Canteen, unless it’s filled with beer, of course.

You won’t need NODs or that packplate either.”


  • 3″ x 1 7/8″ PVC Morale Patch
  • Hook Velcro Backed
  • “Ammo dude. Take ammo.”

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