Violent Little Machine Shop has debuted their latest in morale patches with the new “WOULD A SPY PEE HIMSELF” morale patch.

Violent Little Machine Shop states “We can all appreciate the gravity of the situation Simon aka Carlos (Bill Paxton) finds himself in.

He has to lie to women to get laid. Although Bill Paxton didn’t take home any hardware for his role in True Lies, here at Violent Little we think he at least deserves the Tiny Dick Award, and so do your best mates (we’re not British, but we’re tired of using the word “buddies” at the moment).”


  • 3″ Circular PVC Patch
  • Hook Velcro Backed
  • He sells cars, that’s all!

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