Violent Little Machine Shophas recently released their latest offering in morale patches wit the “CRENSHAW FOR PRESIDENT” morale patch.
Violent Little Machine Shop states “It’s time to get this guy in the White House. Let’s get an early start working on 2024, cause that’s what we do. He’s as American as it gets…except he wasn’t born here, fun fact.
He’s from Texas.
He’s a Navy SEAL.
He has a Purple Heart, and he rocks a Goddamn eye patch from an IED injury he sustained in Afghanistan.”
+ 2″ x 3″, PVC
+ Hook Velcro w/ Matching Loop
+ Eye patch is NOT removable