VIOLENT LITTLE MACHINE SHOP SHOWS OFF NEW WHITE GIRL HARD SELTZER MORALE PATCH

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Violent Little Machine Shop has announced their latest offering in morale pathces with the “WHITE GIRL HARD SELTZER” patch.

Violent Little Machine Shop states “The morale patch is “Literally” flavored, which in our opinion is way better than the “can’t even” and the “he’s such a prick” flavors.

Where did all these hard seltzers come from, anyway?

They certainly do the trick, so no wonder they have taken America by storm.

You’re next Canada.

Pick up a case of vaguely flavored alcoholic water in a can.”

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SPECIFICATIONS:

+ 1.5″ x 4″ Inches, PVC

+ Hook Velcro Backed w/ Loop

+ There still may be laws…

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To learn more about Violent Little Machine Shop and the White Girl hard seltzer morale patch. CLICK HERE

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