Violent Little Machine Shop has announced their latest offering in morale patches with the new “I WAS IN THE POOL” Shrinkage morale patch.
Violent Little Machine Shop states “That was not me, Jerry, that was not me!” Shrinkage. Significant shrinkage.
Unfortunately for George Costanza, it happened at a bad time.
On what was supposed to be a romantic weekend, an encounter with shrinkage causes his date to flee.
There’s really only two things you can do to avoid his predicament: One, avoid cold water.
Two, start with more.
Things can only shrink so much…”
+ 2.5″ Wide, Circular PVC
+ Hook Velcro w/ Matching Loop
+ Grower not a show-er
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