Violent Little Machine Shop has debuted their latest in morale patches with the new “PROFESSIONAL PICKLEBALL ATHLETE” morale patch.
Violent Little Machine Shop states “This one is for the real athletes. Pickleball isn’t just some “game”. Pickleball is life.
Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Pickleball.
That’s it. Do you think because I’m playing on a miniature tennis court with a giant ping pong paddle that my mamba mentality isn’t going to kick in?
Just take one look at my soaking wet headband sitting above my sweet Pit Vipers for your answer.”
KEY SPECIFICATIONS:
- 3.5″ x 1.5″ Circular PVC Patch
- Hook-Backed
- “You better work on that fuckin’ backhand, Tammy! I’m not losing because you were to busy with your daughter’s birthday party to make it to practice last weekend! Figure it out!” – What I imagine is said on the pickleball courts.
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