Violent Little Machine Shop has launched their latest in morale patches with the new “SEXIEST MAN ALIVE” morale patch.

Violent Little Machine Shop states “The perfect ego booster for all those almost-perfectly-sexy individuals out there.

Nobody will believe you actually are the Sexiest Man Alive, but second place is realistic.

Plus, you made it on the podium and that’s all anyone really cares about.”


  • 2.5″ PVC Patch
  • Hook-Backed
  • More prestigious than the “Tiny Dick Award”

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