Violent Little Machine Shop has debuted their latest in morale patches with the new “WOMEN DON’T HAVE PENISES” patch.

Violent Little Machine Shop states “Facts are facts. Science is science. Since we don’t have to follow the rules, and “Cancel Culture” doesn’t apply to us, we figured we’d just clear the confusion. Women don’t have penises and men don’t have vaginas. Gender War averted, you’re welcome.”


  • 3″ Square PVC Rubber Patch
  • Hook-Backed
  • This is getting insane.

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