VIOLENT LITTLE MACHINE SHOP LAUNCHES THE UDT BABE MORALE PATCH

Violent Little Machine Shop has announced their latest offering in morale patches with the new UDT BABE morale patch.

Violent Little Machine Shop states “Throw back to the old Frogmen of yesteryear.

It’s all standard issue, guys…

The underboob, the UDT shorts, the KA-Bar, the long, red, beautiful mermaid hair. She’s through inspection with flying colors and is now ready for sea.

The class dirtbag stole her wetsuit from the drying cage -her loss, your win. She got “Derouvilled”!”

SPECIFICATIONS:

  • 4″ x 1.9″ 3D PVC
  • Hook Velcro Backed
  • Are you an officer? Because you just made my privates stand at attention.

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