CTLRPEW DEBUTS MAGIC ATF BALL

CTRL+PEW has launched thier new Magic ATF Ball which is a magic-8-ball for BATFE answers.

CTRL+PEW states “Have you ever had questions for your favorite bureau? Have you ever wanted to write them a letter?

A love letter, perhaps?

Or a letter on whether or not something you peacefully own should put you in prison? BROTHER, PUT DOWN YOUR PEN!

Save yourself that $1 postage stamp and spend $20 here.

Try all of your burning questions for THEM and get responses as consistent and logical as a bureaucrat may provide.

Simply taketh the ball unto thine hand, gaze upon its answering ORB, breathe unto it thy breath, SHAKE THREE TIMES! AND READ! 20 custom answers!

Not a single one helpful!”

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