Violent Little Machine Shop has announced the launch of their new velcro fanny pack for you to stick all your morale patches on.

Oh! and it’s super tactical with that cobra buckle on that bihh.

Violent Little Machine shop states “Want more freedom? Stop holding your freedom, and put it in this ALL VELCRO fanny pack.

You won’t find anything with more velcro surface area…

We know velcro, baby, it’s in our blood.

We also know our customers respect quality where it counts. That’s why we used Cobra Quick Release Buckles.

They’re the safest, most finely crafted, and strongest load bearing buckles available anywhere.

Hell, the buckles alone weigh a 1/4 pound and can easily double as a modified flail-like weapon.

These fanny packs can carry your stuff, keep your hands free, display your patches, double as a close combat weapon, attract mates, and establish dominance.”


  • COBRA BUCKLE. Durable, deadly, functional
  • 9″ x 2.75″ x 5.5″ – Waist Circumference Range: 27 – 49 in.
  • 1 front pouch and 1 main storage compartment. Fits up to 3 beers… or a pistol

To learn more about Violent Little Machine Shop. CLICK HERE

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