Violent Little Machine Shop has recently released their latest in morale patches with the new “Crippling” student debt PVC morale patch.
Violent Little Machine Shop states “We’ve heard student loans can be quite a headache. You borrowed money, and now you’re being forced to pay it back…what a drag!!!
That’s what those high paying jobs from getting a degree are for…Oh, wait… those don’t exist for Composition and Rhetoric degrees.
Dude, the unemployment for that industry is >17%, should have looked that up before you signed up to college like Mommy & Daddy asked you to.
Look, you can spend your money on patches, or use your money to pay off your debts.
I think we all know the winner in that one. That’s why we made this patch.”
SPECIFICATIONS:
- 3″ diameter PVC
- Hook Velcro Backed
- If you’re not in debt, are you even a true American?
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