Violent Little Machine Shop has recently announced their latest morale patch drop with the Suprise face blow up doll morale patch.
Violent Little Machine Shop states “Have you ever interacted with a badly made blow up doll? They can really hurt! With those plastic edges badly fused together.
Not a fun thing to rub up on…
So here we go. for all the dudes (or ladies, we don’t discriminate) who can’t get a girlfriend.
Now you can buy this patch and have a pocket-sized girlfriend with you at all times.
If anyone gives you a look, just explain that she’s European.”
SPECIFICATIONS:
- 4″ x 1.8″ 3D PVC
- Hook Velcro Backed
- I’ve patched up my blow up doll so many times. I can’t even fix a flat on my bike without getting a stiffy.
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