VIOLENT LITTLE MACHINE SHOP LAUNCHES THE “COCK 19” PVC MORALE PATCH

Violent Little Machine Shop has recently announced their latest patch to offend someone and this time it’s the “COCK 19” PVC morale patch based off of Glock’s notorious model 19 handgun.

Violent Little Machine Shop states “Did you hear about the Buddhist who swallowed a Gl0ck?

He called it his inner piece.

Life is like a dick.

It gets hard for no reason and it is much too short.

Alright, enough one-liners. On a serious note, Adam Hall (A British novelist) was quoted saying “A gun is psychologically a penis-substitute and a symbol of power…”
This hits a little too close to home to us at Violent Little, so we put the concept into a patch.”

SPECIFICATIONS:

  • 3.3″ x 2.85″ – 3D Design
  • 3D PVC, Hook Velcro Backed
  • “You’re so vein(y), you probably think this patch is about you.”

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