
Violent Little Machine Shop has recently launched their latest offering in morale patches with the Violent Little ” ETCHY SKETCHY” PVC morale patch.
Violent Little Machine Shopstates “Back in the day, we didn’t have none of this Brazzers shit.
To survive back in 19-diggity-2, we had to master delayed gratification.
For example, if I needed to jerk my gherkin, and Sunday’s newspaper with the coveted lingerie junk mail was still a few days away, I had to plan it out.
Sometimes, when I didn’t feel like spending two hours whittlin’ a birch twig into the shape of Farah Fawcett’s left thigh… I’d break out the old Etcha Sketch to make my visions more tangible… and it was worth it!
However, I never created none of that ‘step-brother/sister’ shit you youngin’s seem to be into these days… What in the blue hell is wrong with your generation?”

SPECIFICATIONS:
– 3″ Wide, with 3D PVC features (buttons feel kinda realistic)
– Backed with Hook Velcro
– Shake it up at the end for a realistic money shot

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