Violent Little Machine Shop has recently launched their latest offering in morale patches with the “George Constanza- Professional model” morale patch.
Violent Little Machine Shop states “So uh, Dr. Van Nostrand… from the Hoffermanndale Clinic…
in Belgium… designed this one? Everybody loves a painting of a package, right? This just might be one of our prettier patches.
This Seinfeld patch features beautifully embroidered tighty whities and a metallic gold border.
Order this patch and get accused of being in a mail-order pornography ring.”
SPECIFICATIONS:
– 3.5″ Wide, dye sublimated
– Backed with seductive Hook Velcro
– “You got some real strong pecs but it’s hard to tell under than t-shirt”
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