Violent Little Machine Shop in their ever-growing series of morale patches has recently released their latest offering with the ‘I WOULD HAVE ENLISTED….BUT’ morale patch.
Violent Little Machine Shop states “We aren’t saying there is anything wrong with NOT serving, but jeez… this gets old.
The prestige of service with the U.S. military can have strange, albeit predictable effects on civilians feeling the need to explain why they never joined.
Whatever dude, you knew you wouldn’t get through MEPS with that raging case of the crabs and you can’t duck walk for shit.
Bet you watch the fuck out of the Boot Camp scene in Full Metal Jacket though.”
SPECIFICATIONS:
– 3″ x 2.7″ inches, PVC
– Hook Velcro backed
– “I was almost a Navy SEAL, but I punched one of my BUD/s instructors in the night before graduation…” -Everybody who ever quit BUD/s -except for Yanne…the only guilty man in Shawshank.
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But
Somebody had to stay and keep me level when I came back and get me back into the norm of society
Funny thing was he wanted to but had bad knees and I never wanted it then I didn’t want to leave
It ain’t always “bullshit”