Violent Little Machine Shop has recently announced three new offerings in morale patches the “COMMUNISM KILLS”, “Proud .098% Cherokee”, and the “FUCK BLOOMBERG 2” patches.

“COMMUNISM KILLS” MORALE PATCH

Violent Little Machine Shop states “Need we explain more? We are thinking about sending one of these to Bernie Sanders. ”

“PROUD .098% CHEROKEE” MORALE PATCH

“Show your support for your favorite “Native American” senator with this “Proud .098% Cherokee” morale patch. I guess if you are going to get preferential treatment and an advantage in your career, you might as well “check the box”, right? I think we are all 1/1024th of something.”

“FUCK BLOOMBERG 2” MORALE PATCH

A little while back, we came out with the limited edition, “Fuck Bloomberg” patch, which quickly sold out. This one is pretty self explanatory. It’s not just one side of the aisle who hates this guy…everyone hates him. His $500 million ad campaign to get everyone to like him doesn’t seem to have worked. We’re not surprised. He has the personality of a wet towel, and he looks like a lizard. But hey, at least he’s a billionaire.

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