VIOLENT LITTLE MACHINE SHOP | DICK IN A PATCH MORALE PATCH!!!

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Violent Little Machine Shop announced their latest morale patch the DICK IN A PATCH MORALE PATCH.

Violent Little Machine Shop states “The Dick in a Patch morale patch by Violent Little. It’s the gift that keeps on giving. You may not be able to actually put your junk in this patch, but really, why would you want to? That hook velcro is going to latch on to your treasure trail like a three at the bar outside base at closing time”

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SPECIFICATIONS:

-3″ x 2.5″ inches
-Hook Velcro backed, PVC
-.65″ diameter hole (not penis sized)

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To learn more about Violent Little Machine Shop and their latest morale patch. CLICK HERE

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