Not all heroes wear capes and after seeing Texas Machine Gun & Ordnance’s post on Facebook I just couldn’t let this go without telling all of you about the machine gun they have decided to manufacturer from an existing bumpstock which now goes by the model name of “tReaD oN mE DaDdy” and serial number “mUh 2A fAkENews.” So rad!
Texas Machinegun & Ordnance states “Jessie James made that abortion of a 1911 to pledge his fealty to Chairman Cheeto, so we decided to make a machine-gun for the Cheeto God. Thus we present the NFA-registered “tReaD oN mE DaDdy” Slide Fire machine-gun, S/N: mUh 2A fAkENews.
The cognitive dissonance butt-hurt directed at us for being unabashedly 100% no-compromise on guns, even on something as gay as Bump-Stocks has been hilarious.
The “I support the Second Amendment, but…..” crowd who are so proud to be useful idiots in other people’s games by unquestioningly believing any conspiracy theory they come across on Facebook, can’t put enough “come and take it” shit on their car, and threatened revolution when Obama was in charge; are now all about banning gun-related items via a presidential fiat that upends the entire concept of how laws are made. Trust us, there’s an actual process for making laws listed in that document called “The Constitution” you pretend to have actually read when you call people “libtards”, but have never actually bothered to read anything of, except the Second Amendment.
Perhaps even sadder are the ones clinging the 10 Dimensional Chess fantasy where this is all part of some amazing plan by a closeted hardcore 2A supporter to upend the NFA, and bring about the HPA or whatever other fantasies.
Reasonable people can disagree about all kinds of things, and it’s your right to support a ban on Bump-Stocks. But please don’t peddle lies to yourself and the rest of us, claiming that you’re 100% pro-2A, pro-Constitution, and pro-small government.
Instead let’s be honest. If Obama was doing this, you’d be threatening revolution, posting “MORON LABIA!!!!!!!!!!” every 5 minutes on Facebook, and wanting to lynch him for it. You don’t support this ban because you think it’s a good idea. You support it because the Cheeto God says it’s what we should do.
You follow a version of Divine Command Theory we can call “Trump Command Theory”, whereby the wisdom of any action is judged by whatever is willed by your Cheeto God. Like the Cannibals on the Congo who got short-dicked by Private Pyle, and who throw sacrifices in volcanoes trying to appease their god; you’re willing to chunk in your dignity, values, principles, the Constitution, and even your Second Amendment rights hoping to appease your Cheeto God. Just like with Jim Jones’s followers and Nickleback fans, nothing can shake your faith in him.
To borrow from the conversation Stanley Goodspeed had with Captain Darrow on Alcatraz right before Darrow became the Rocketman, and like Mr. Takagi “won’t be joining us for the rest of his life”: it’s you, you’re the cuck.”